19 jul. 2007

Frases memorables

Estos últimos días he estado de pata de perro y por eso no he podido postear. Pero a lo largo de estas salidas han pasado cosas muy irónicas y divertidas. Por lo que he preparado el post de mis favorite quotes. Me han hecho reir mucho y algunos reflexionar, identificar o simplemente, me hacen creer.


Léo: El novio de Ale se llama Simitrio jajaja, la novia de Edgar se llama Sofia (su hermana también), el novio de Aldo se llama Aldo y el novio de Pau se llama Iyari (como mi prima) jajajaja.

Jesús: (Tratando de enmendarse) No Leonardito no te creass
Léo: Leonardito mi culo!
Jesús: Cómo?! Qué mi nariz en tu culo?!
Léo: jajajajaja tengo que ponerlo en mi msn.


Fran: I love the outfit, Miss Babcock.
C.C.: Of course, it's an Aldolfo.
Niles: Hitler?


(Orson and Bree making love)
Bree: Stop! You can’t do that!
Orson: Why not?
Bree: Because I’m a Republican!


Charlotte: I always believed before, and now I just feel ... lost. I'm trying to put myself out there, but I feel hopeless.

Carrie: That night, I dedicated my baby, my book, to hopeful single women, and one in particular: my good friend Charlotte, the eternal optimist, who always believes in love.

Carrie: Its hard to find people who will love you no matter what. I was lucky enough to find three of them.

Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?

Samantha: I think my maid is using my vibrator.
Charlotte: I don't think we're supposed to say "maid" anymore.
Carrie: I don't think we're supposed to say "vibrator" at dinner.


Dr. Cristina Yang: You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It's makeup. It's retouching.
Dr. Cristina Yang: You get that we hate you, right?

Dr. Meredith Grey: I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.

Dr Meredith Grey: Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers, you just breath deep and wait for it to subside.

Dr. Meredith Grey: How do you know when how much is too much? Too much too soon. Too much information. Too much fun. Too much love. Too much to ask... And when is it all just too much to bear?


Dr. Cox: Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.

Elliot: My life is a mess!
J.D.: At least you're pretty.
Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!
Carla: It does for my sister.
Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute?
Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.


Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew


Phoebe: (Right after playing a song in the coffee shop) If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Rachel: Well Joey, you’ll probably get it. But you should probably start practicing your gracious loser face. Y’know when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed, but also that your colleague deserved to win. Y’know? So it’s sorta like… (Does it, you’ll have to see it.)
Joey: Hey! (Likes it.)
Rachel: Y’know?
Joey: You practice losing the Grammies too?
Rachel: Oh no, at the Grammies I always win.


Lisa: Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?
Homer: Boy, I don't know. You'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
[Marge whispers something in his ear]
Homer: I knew that

Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster. Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
[Looks out window]
Bart: [creepily] Hello, mother dear.
Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.
Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa. Get in here.
[Lisa walks in]
Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

Homer: How was everyone's day at school?
Bart: Horrible.
Lisa: Pointless.
Marge: Exhausting. It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.
Homer: Oh, honey, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked way down there.

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15 comentarios:

Unknown dijo...

-I can't believe I ate tofurkey.
-Even the best plans. How do you feel?
-I ate tofurkey, how do you think I feel?


-Lorelai Gilmore, disappointing mothers since 1968.

Unas citas de Gilmore Girls para complementar tu post. :P

Anónimo dijo...


Anónimo dijo...

jajaja! Bien por el de gilmore girls! Deberias verlo! Si pusieramos de los simpson nunca acabaríamos :) y te faltó ese de cuando estabamos en mi casa y no llevaba tu cobija. Bueno esque las de la vida real son más difíciles de explicar ;)

Max dijo...

Memo: Gracias por tu aportación. Consideraré ver esa serie =).

Karla: Si Cristina es la neta. Yo quiero ser así de sarcástica. Que fiestecita la del sábado jaja.

Rotten girl: quotes de la cobija

Léo: Y también traen cobija para mi, verdad?
Rotten y Diana: (viéndose entre ellas) Siiii
(Rotten va hacia su cuarto por otra cobija)

Anónimo dijo...

Me Quiero volver changooooo!!!!!!

bueno es ke me gustaban mas los simpson en español, hasta que les cambiaron las voces.

Sofía Reyes dijo...

Hola, me presento. Sofía mucho gusto.
En la de love me, pick me, choose me no me reí, jujuju, como en cada capítulo de Grey´s Anatomy.


Sofía Reyes dijo...

Lo que trataba de decir era:
lloré como en cada capítulo de bla bla bla

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